Thursday, May 14, 2009

US funds study of Chinese prostitutes & Argentine gay men.


If you thought your tax monies were being wasted in Washington, wait till you hear how the National Institutes of Health is spending your money. Fox News is reporting that the NIH will spend $2.6 million to make sure that Chinese prostitutes drink less on the job. Yes, you read that right! Researchers will visit one hundred whore houses, seven hundred prostitutes and one hundred and fifty pimps and madams. According to Fox, the NIH wants to take "a cold hard look at why prostitutes engage in dangerous sex while drunk." I assume that by "dangerous sex" they mean unprotected sex and the Greek variety.

Do they really need to spend millions to figure out why whores drink and then have risque' sex? Have these researchers ever been to a night club while in college or a beach during spring break. Men figured out a long time ago that the more alcohol they can get the girl to drink the better chance they will get "lucky." When people are drunk, their inhibitions are lowered and they do things that otherwise they wouldn't do. The first prong of the Chinese intervention program involves "gatekeeper training," which means teaching pimps and madams to enhance the culture of safe sex in their brothels according to Fox News. This sounds like a sex class in our liberal public school system.

Federal researchers are spending more than $400,000 in taxpayer money to cruise gay bars in Argentina where gay meet, consume alcohol and have sex. Their goal, as stated by the NIH, is to study and understand the various factors that contribute to the creation of high risk sexual ineraction. Let me spell this out for the government researchers: You have a room full of gay men that are drinking cocktails (no pun intended) and these men like to have sex with other men. What the hell do you think is going to happen....do you think they are going to sit around at the bar and watch the Golden Girls on the plasma. I could have just saved the NIH and the taxpayers $3 million with common sense. Liberals will blow (no pun intended) money on anything and everything all in the name of "caring" and "understanding."

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6 comments:

  1. "Stimulus" you can believe in...

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  2. Wow...I never realized how easy getting free money was from the government. I will look into this avenue to fund my save the world expedition. Sounds like alot of fun. Word of advice to all citizens..working for a living does not pay..

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  3. Heloo megaman. How is your mission proceding?

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  4. Please leave me out of the Argentine gay study. The drunken Chinese prostitute one looks intriguing, though... Where do I sign up? :)

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  5. Something about an Asian prostitute huh? I understand!

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  6. any idea where I can see documentation on this hooker study? I need to show a skeptic how we are wasting money.

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